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Off The Menu: Woman Eating a BLT at a Diner With Her Daughter

Off The Menu: Woman Eating a BLT at a Diner With Her Daughter

Why did you order beets? You know you’re not going to eat them. See? What are you doing, making designs on the place mat? Put the beet back in the dish for god’s sake. Are you just doing this to irritate me? Like with the oatmeal this morning? And don’t give me that look. I am so tired of your looks. Use words why don’t you? Get it out. Keep it bottled up inside you your insides are going to look like that beet juice.

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Off The Menu: Woman With a Cup of Coffee in a White Tablecloth Restaurant

Off The Menu: Woman With a Cup of Coffee in a White Tablecloth Restaurant

No, I am not ready to leave. Why do you always do this? You always slurp your coffee like a Russian Wolfhound at a bowl of water, like it’s the last cup of coffee on earth you’re ever going to get, and then you do what you just did, just stand up like that, like you’re doing now, put on your coat and your scarf, and stand there, looking down at me with that Day of Judgment glare.

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